20 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Everyone loves a good joke, right? And kids, in particular, are always up for a knock, knock joke. Knock, knock jokes are really the perfect kid friendly joke as they aren’t long and involved, they have a nice rhythm, plus they are easy to remember.
Here is an extra fun way to share your favorite knock, knock jokes with friends, plus a handy list of 20 of our favorite knock knock jokes for kids:
To start you’ll need to download and print the free knock, knock joke cards…
Next, fill in the blanks on the card. (Need some ideas, check out the 20 jokes at the end of this post!)
After you’ve filled in your joke it’s time for the scratch off part! This makes these cards super fun to give out to your friends!
To Make Your Own Scratch Off Knock Knock Joke Cards, You Will Need:
First, cut a piece of clear packing tape to size and cover over your joke’s punchline…
Next, mix a few drops of dish soap into your metallic paint. Carefully paint over the tape, covering up the punchline…
Let paint dry and paint again with 1-2 more coats to ensure the punchline is well hidden…
That’s it! Your scratch off knock, knock joke card is all done!
Invite your child to grab a coin, scratch off the punchline on the card, and giggle!
These cards would be perfect for: tucking inside a lunch box, slipping onto a teacher’s desk, mailing to a friend or even giving as a gift! Why not make a bunch of scratch off cards, tie them up with a bow and give as a birthday gift? Add a few blank cards too, along with this printable instructions card…
And let them joke it forward!
Enjoy, laugh and have fun!
Oh, and in case you need some joke inspiration, here are 20 knock, knock jokes for kids to get you started!…
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me today?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doughnut! Doughnut who? Doughnut ask, it’s a secret!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, a cow says Mooooo!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ash. Ash who? Bless you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya Who? Wow, I’m excited to see you too.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just me.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank! Tank who? You’re welcome!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank! Frank who? Frank you for being my friend!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time for school!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf! Leaf who? Leaf me alone.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Winnie! Winnie who? Winnie The Pooh!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justice! Justice who? Justice once, let me in please.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Olive you. (I love you)
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherwood! Sherwood who? Sure would like you to open the door!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goliath! Goliath who? Goliath down you’re lookin’ tired.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah! Noah who? Noah good place to eat?
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