Do you need a good laugh? Here are some funny kid quotes from my silly little ones to help brighten your day.
Overheard from the living room one day.
4yr old (piling stuffed animals on the couch): Come on, kids! It’s time to go to IKEA. Vrrooom… Vrrrroooommmm…
8 yr old: What’s in this package?
Me: I ordered the book “What Do Illustrators Do?
8 yr old: I already AM an illustrator.
I stand corrected.
4yr old (waving her magic wand): Abracadabra…. make Daddy come downstairs. Poof!
((pause. nothing happens.))
4 yr old (louder): I said… POOOOOF!!!
4yr old (waving her magic wand): Brrrrinnng!!
8yr old (unimpressed): That didn’t work.
4yr old: Oh noooooo! My magic wand is out of batteries!!!
Me: Guess what’s for dinner tonight… Calzones!
8 yr old (jumping up & down with excitement): Oh, WOW!!! I love calzones!! This is going to be AWESOME!!!!!!! ((pause.)) Uhh… what IS a calzone?
4yr old: (still sleepy. rubs her eyes, smacks her face.)
Me: What are you doing???
4yr old: I forgot to put on my good morning eyes.
8 yr old: Mommy, tell us a story about when you were little.
Me: When I was a little girl, there was NO internet.
((pause))
((both kids very wide-eyed.))
4yr old: Were there flowers????
Wishing you and your family a wonderful (and fun-filled) weekend!