Ten years ago today, I shamelessly seduced my husband Mark and tricked him into marrying me. Here’s how I did it using items I already had on-hand (super-frugal) in my tiny dorm room in college.
Step 1: Cook bacon.
Don’t let the man of your dreams get away. Be sure to keep a never-ending supply of bacon in the fridge ready at a moment’s notice.
Step 2: Show a man bacon.
Like most men, Mark was completely oblivious about my feelings for him. Once I showed him bacon, there was no mistaking my intentions.
Step 3: Let man eat bacon.
Mmmmmmm….. Bacon!
Perhaps combine with lettuce & tomato for a healthy(ish) snack.
Step 4: Marry man and make babies!!
It’s THAT simple!!
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-3 as needed.
Happy 10th Anniversary, Mark!!! Wanna make BLTs for dinner tonight??
