Need to get hold of your peeps for a play date, call a princess, or just pretend to be important?? Then you need the latest in pretend play technology — introducing iPlay!!
iPlay is not available in stores everywhere, but is made using THE most technologically advanced cardboard, specially engineered plastic film (i.e. recycled packaging from a friend’s iPod Touch), and sophisticated duct tape. Don’t forget the clear packaging tape for that super-slick display! Make one quickly — You won’t want to be left behind!!
At last — (pretend) information is available at your fingertips!!
“Hello, Grandma? Did ya get the text message I sent ya about the Twitter update on my Facebook page??”
I think our pretend play just took a major upgrade, don’t you??